A dealer is selling a new drug called SPANK to Luigi’s girls down at Portland Harbor. Pick up a baseball bat, beat the dealer, take his car, get it resprayed so nobody recognizes it, and park it in Luigi’s lock-up.
Objectives
- Pick up the bat!
- Take his car and get it resprayed.
- Stash the car in Luigi’s lockup!
Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up walkthrough
Luigi’s message
Luigi is busy, so his bodyguard Mickey hands you a note instead. A new drug called SPANK is on the street, and some wiseguy has been selling it to Luigi’s girls down at Portland Harbor. Luigi wants you to introduce a bat to the dealer’s face, and he wants the man’s car as compensation.
Pick up the bat
A baseball bat is lying on the pavement just round the corner from the club, marked on the radar. Weapons are collected by walking through them on foot, never from inside a vehicle. Once you have it, take a car and head south to Portland Harbor, following the blip for the dealer.
Beat the dealer and take his car
The dealer stands beside his green Stallion near the harbor gates. Get out, walk up to him and swing the bat with the attack key until he goes down. He barely fights back. Then get into his Stallion, because it is the car Luigi wants. The objective changes to taking it for a respray.
Get it resprayed
Drive the Stallion north to the Pay ‘n’ Spray in the Red Light District, close to Luigi’s club. Drive straight in and the door closes behind you. A respray normally costs $1,000 and clears your wanted level, repairs the car and changes its color, but this first one is free. The car comes out a different color, so nobody will recognize it.
Stash the car in the lock-up
With the car resprayed, the last objective appears: stash it in Luigi’s lock-up in Portland View. Follow the blip south, drive into the open garage and step out. Walk clear of the door and it rolls shut, which finishes the mission.
What fails this mission
Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:
- The Stallion is destroyed
After the mission
Luigi pays $4,000, and his next job, Drive Misty For Me, is ready at the club. The Pay ‘n’ Spray now costs $1,000 each time, and it is the quickest way to shake off the police while you are in a car.
