The Fuzz Ball

Location
Luigi's Sex Club 7, Red Light District, Portland
Reward
$2,000 for four girls, plus $500 for each extra girl, up to $4,000 for all eight

Requires Pump-Action Pimp

Unlocks Nothing new from Luigi. This is his last job.

The police are holding a ball at the Old School Hall near the Callahan Bridge, and Luigi wants to cash in. You have five minutes to collect Luigi’s girls from the streets of Portland and drop them at the hall. Four is the minimum, and there are eight in all.

Before you start

The Fuzz Ball disappears when you finish Last Requests, so do it before then. A Coach seats all eight girls at once, so grab one before you start if you want the full $4,000. A four-door car holds three at a time, which still makes four or five girls easy.

Objectives

  1. Pick up Luigi’s girls around Portland.
  2. Drop them at the Old School Hall near the Callahan Bridge.
  3. Deliver at least four girls before the timer runs out.

The Fuzz Ball walkthrough

Luigi’s idea

Luigi says the Policeman’s Ball is being held at the old school hall near the Callahan Bridge, and the cops will want some old school action. He has girls walking the streets all over town. Get as many as you can to the hall before the cops drink away their money, and fewer than four will make Luigi unhappy.

Luigi explaining that the Policeman's Ball is at the old school hall near the Callahan Bridge
Luigi telling Claude to get as many girls as he can before the cops drink their money away

Collect the girls

A five-minute timer and a girls counter appear under the money in the top right. Each girl is a pink blip. There are eight: one in Hepburn Heights, one in the Harwood junkyard, two in Saint Mark’s, two in Chinatown, one by the Portland Harbor gate and one in Trenton by the sawmill. Pull up beside a girl and she gets in.

Driving a red Kuruma through Chinatown with the timer and girls counter on screen
A girl in a red dress waiting by the road in Trenton as the car pulls up
Driving across the grass in Portland View to the next girl

Drop them at the hall

With three girls aboard a car, drive to the Old School Hall by the Callahan Bridge on-ramp and stop in the marker so they get out. The counter goes up for each one. Plan the route so the second trip ends near the hall. A good order is the far ones first, Hepburn Heights and the junkyard, then Saint Mark’s, then Chinatown, the harbor and Trenton on the way back.

Driving a police car south past the shops toward the hall
Approaching the Callahan Bridge area where the Old School Hall stands

When time runs out

The mission does not end when you deliver the fourth girl. It runs until the timer reaches zero, then pays by the number delivered: $2,000 for four and $500 for each extra one. You can keep collecting while the clock runs, or simply wait it out once four are at the hall.

The timer close to zero with the girls counter on screen
The last seconds of the timer ticking down

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • The timer runs out with fewer than four girls delivered

After the mission

With four girls delivered the mission pays $2,000. That closes Luigi’s missions. Joey’s and Toni’s jobs carry the story on, and Luigi’s club stays as a landmark.

The Mission Passed notice paying $2,000 for the Fuzz Ball