Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up

Location
Luigi's Sex Club 7, Red Light District, Portland
Reward
$4,000

A dealer is selling a new drug called SPANK to Luigi’s girls down at Portland Harbor. Pick up a baseball bat, beat the dealer, take his car, get it resprayed so nobody recognizes it, and park it in Luigi’s lock-up.

Objectives

  1. Pick up the bat!
  2. Take his car and get it resprayed.
  3. Stash the car in Luigi’s lockup!

Don’t Spank Ma Bitch Up walkthrough

Luigi’s message

Luigi is busy, so his bodyguard Mickey hands you a note instead. A new drug called SPANK is on the street, and some wiseguy has been selling it to Luigi’s girls down at Portland Harbor. Luigi wants you to introduce a bat to the dealer’s face, and he wants the man’s car as compensation.

Mickey handing Claude Luigi's note about the new drug called SPANK
Claude reading the note telling him to introduce a bat to the dealer's face
The note demanding compensation for the insult

Pick up the bat

A baseball bat is lying on the pavement just round the corner from the club, marked on the radar. Weapons are collected by walking through them on foot, never from inside a vehicle. Once you have it, take a car and head south to Portland Harbor, following the blip for the dealer.

Claude by the bat pickup with the help text about collecting weapons on foot
Driving south through Portland View toward the harbor

Beat the dealer and take his car

The dealer stands beside his green Stallion near the harbor gates. Get out, walk up to him and swing the bat with the attack key until he goes down. He barely fights back. Then get into his Stallion, because it is the car Luigi wants. The objective changes to taking it for a respray.

The dealer's Stallion at the harbor, with the help text for swinging the bat
Claude walking up to the green Stallion to take it

Get it resprayed

Drive the Stallion north to the Pay ‘n’ Spray in the Red Light District, close to Luigi’s club. Drive straight in and the door closes behind you. A respray normally costs $1,000 and clears your wanted level, repairs the car and changes its color, but this first one is free. The car comes out a different color, so nobody will recognize it.

Driving the green Stallion back through Trenton
The Stallion entering the spray shop with the help text explaining the respray
The spray shop door closed with the car inside

Stash the car in the lock-up

With the car resprayed, the last objective appears: stash it in Luigi’s lock-up in Portland View. Follow the blip south, drive into the open garage and step out. Walk clear of the door and it rolls shut, which finishes the mission.

The resprayed red Stallion leaving the shop with the Stash the car in Luigi's lockup objective
Driving the Stallion into Portland View toward the lock-up
Claude walking out of Luigi's lock-up after parking the car

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • The Stallion is destroyed

After the mission

Luigi pays $4,000, and his next job, Drive Misty For Me, is ready at the club. The Pay ‘n’ Spray now costs $1,000 each time, and it is the quickest way to shake off the police while you are in a car.

The Mission Passed notice outside Luigi's lock-up