So Long Schlong

Location
InterGlobal Films Studio, Prawn Island, Ocean Bay
Reward
$1,000

Reni needs to disappear before Mendez’s men reach the studio. You hold off the gunmen on the film lot, find Reni and take her to the hospital.

Before you start

Bring a strong weapon and body armor. Gunmen arrive at the studio, so keep your ammunition topped up.

Objectives

  1. Don’t let Mendez’s goons search the film lot and discover Reni has gone.
  2. Save Reni, he’s near the Malibu Club!
  3. Kill Mendez’s goons.
  4. Take Reni to the hospital.

So Long Schlong walkthrough

Reni’s farewell

Go to the InterGlobal Films Studio on Prawn Island. Reni is in the office, afraid that Diego Mendez’s men will arrive any second. The plan is for Reni to slip away to the hospital while Vic keeps the gunmen from searching the lot and finding out she is gone.

Reni in a red outfit gesturing in the studio office
Vic in a pink shirt and tie standing in the studio office
A red convertible parked among low buildings with a man standing behind it

Hold the film lot

A help box warns you not to let Mendez’s goons search the lot. Move out into the open area and shoot each attacker as they arrive. Use the parked cars and walls for cover, and stand where you can see the approaches. Keep moving between waves so none of them gets past you to the buildings.

Vic with a weapon beside a teal car and the Do not let Mendez's goons search the lot message
Vic firing an automatic weapon at a gunman across the film lot
Vic aiming a heavy machine gun across the lot with a teal car nearby
Vic with a rifle aimed at a target by a They have found message box

Save Reni near the Malibu Club

Once the lot is clear, a new message tells you to save Reni, who is near the Malibu Club. Take a nearby car and drive to Vice Point. Mendez gunmen have cornered her there. Park close, get out and clear them, since the aim is to keep Reni alive rather than chase every last gunman.

A teal car beside a wall with the Save Reni message and Reni health bar
A teal car driving along a road under the Vice Point area name
Vic getting out of a teal car beside a high wall
Reni in a red outfit crouching by a red convertible in the street

Clear the goons and head for the hospital

Shoot the remaining goons around Reni, then get her into the car. The next target is the hospital. Drive carefully and keep Reni safe.

Vic firing at gunmen behind a red convertible, red arrows over targets
A teal car driving at dusk with the Take Reni to the hospital message
A teal car driving along a street at dusk with a pedestrian ahead
A teal car driving along a street at dusk past other cars

Arriving at the hospital

Pull up outside the hospital entrance and stop in the marker. A short scene shows Reni and Vic at the door, and the mission ends as it finishes.

Two figures walking outside a red brick hospital building

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • Reni dies.
  • Mendez’s goons find out that Reni is gone.

After the mission

You receive $1,000. In the Air Tonight becomes available once Lost and Found and Domo Arigato Domestoboto are also complete.

Mission passed notice with 1000 dollars as Vic stands on a street at dusk