Lick Those Loonies!

Location
left yellow phone in Zarelli, Downtown
Reward
$40,000, +1 score multiplier, Zaibatsu respect

Trey Welsh wants revenge on the Loonies for tampering with the water supply. You steal a Loony Dementia, turn it into a bomb, blow up the Loony Garage, then bring the Z-Men to finish the survivors.

Before you start

You need moderate respect with the Zaibatsu.

Doing this job lowers your respect with the Loonies.

Bring a good weapon and armor for the garage fights.

Objectives

  1. Steal the Dementia parked outside the Loony Garage in Fruitbat.
  2. Take the Dementia to the Bomb Shop and rig it with explosives.
  3. Dump the Dementia in the Loony Garage and set the explosives.
  4. Take the Van and meet the Z-Men in Zarelli.
  5. Now go pick up the Z-Men.
  6. Sound the horn.
  7. Take the Z-Men to the Loony Garage and nail that band of crazies!

Lick Those Loonies! walkthrough

Reach the Loony Garage

Drive to Fruitbat and find the garage. Trey warns that the Loony guards are twitchy, so stay out of sight as you approach and do not draw attention before you are ready.

Driving through Fruitbat toward the Loony garage
Trey's warning about twitchy Loony guards

Steal the Dementia

Take out the Loonies near the garage and steal the Dementia parked outside. Its name flashes on screen once you are inside. Trey then tells you to arm it with a bomb.

Claude shooting Loonies near the garage
The Dementia with Trey's bomb plan on screen

Rig the car

Take the Dementia to the Bomb Shop and pay for the car bomb. Drive carefully on the way back.

The Dementia at the Bomb Shop
The rigged Dementia driving back along a Fruitbat street

Blow up the garage

Drive the rigged Dementia back to Fruitbat and into the Loony Garage, then get out and run. The bomb goes off and the garage burns. Trey says reinforcements are coming and tells you to take the Van.

Trey's message about dumping the Dementia in the garage
The Dementia at the garage doors
The garage blowing up and Trey ordering the Van pickup

Collect the Z-Men

Drive to the Van parked outside the Avalon fire station and take it. Trey then sends you to Zarelli. Park near the Z-Men and sound the horn, and they get in.

The Van parked outside the Avalon fire station
Trey telling Claude to pick up the Z-Men
The Z-Men about to board the Van

Hit the garage

Drive the Van back to the Loony Garage. Stop near the survivors and let the Z-Men fight with you. Use your own weapon on the Loonies close to the van. Keep the Van and the Z-Men alive.

The Van driving through Fruitbat
The Van pulling up beside the garage
The Z-Men and Claude fighting the Loonies

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • the Dementia is destroyed in the wrong place
  • the Van is destroyed
  • Trey Welsh’s Z-Men are killed

After the mission

Trey Welsh pays $40,000 and your Zaibatsu respect rises. Big Bank Job! opens at the Zarelli phones.

The Job Complete notice with Trey Welsh's payment message