Yusuf, Mori and the Russians

…Blog This!

Location
Tony's call; the heliport on the West River, Algonquin
Reward
$2,000

Requires Boulevard Baby, Frosting on the Cake and High Dive

Unlocks Not So Fast, and Going Deep once Clocking Off is also done

Tony arranges a peace offering for the Celebinator: a helicopter tour of the city. Fly him high above Happiness Island, rough him up, throw him out of the chopper, then dive after him and catch him before he hits the ground.

Objectives

  1. Get to the chopper.
  2. Fly the chopper towards Happiness Island, as high as possible.
  3. Intimidate the Celebinator.
  4. Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground.
  5. Land safely on the ground.

…Blog This! walkthrough

The helicopter tour

Tony calls: the Celebinator is meeting them at the heliport on the West River for a tour of the city. Get to the chopper. The blogger is already aboard with Tony.

Luis driving to the West River heliport
The helicopter on the pad at the heliport

Fly the chopper toward Happiness Island, as high as possible. Hold the camera button to look at the next checkpoint. On the way up, the Celebinator explains that Tony left him off a party list, so he declared war on the clubs, and that blogs create taste. Keep climbing.

Flying the helicopter up over the West River
The helicopter climbing above the harbor
High over the water near Happiness Island

Intimidate the Celebinator

At the top, Tony takes the controls and Luis goes back to the cabin. The prompts let you punch, slap or throw the Celebinator. Rough him up a few times, then throw him out of the door.

Luis holding the Celebinator in the helicopter's open door
The Celebinator dangling from the chopper door

The catch

Press the dive key and jump after him. The objective is Catch the Celebinator before he hits the ground. Point Luis straight down and dive to gain speed, then steer onto him. The rating wants the catch within eight seconds, so dive hard right away. Once you have him, open the chute and land safely on the ground.

Luis gliding down on the parachute with the Celebinator
The parachute over Algonquin on the way down
Landing in the street with the shaken Celebinator

100% mission rating

Replays and first runs are scored out of 100%. Meet every one of these in a single run for the full rating:

  • Complete the mission in 2:10
  • Take 0% damage
  • Catch the Celebinator within 0:08

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • Tony dies or is left behind
  • The Celebinator dies
  • The helicopter is destroyed
  • You alert the cops by landing in a restricted area

After the mission

The Celebinator swears he will never blog again. Tony is delighted. You earn $2,000. Not So Fast opens next, and Going Deep too once Clocking Off is done.

The rating screen for ...Blog This! in the street

Part of Yusuf, Mori and the Russians in the story walkthrough.