Missions

  • I Luv LC

    I Luv LC

    I Luv LC in The Ballad of Gay Tony: The opening mission. Luis lives through the Bank of…

  • Chinese Takeout

    Chinese Takeout

    Chinese Takeout in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Drive Tony to a meeting with a Triad boss at…

  • Momma’s Boy

    Momma’s Boy

    Momma’s Boy in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Luis finds a loan shark named Mr. Santo in his…

  • Corner Kids

    Corner Kids

    Corner Kids in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Ride along with Armando and Henrique to what is supposed…

  • Clocking Off

    Clocking Off

    Clocking Off in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Armando and Henrique have been paid to watch over a…

  • Practice Swing

    Practice Swing

    Practice Swing in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Tony admits he sold his business to two different people.…

  • Blog This!…

    Blog This!…

    Blog This!… in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Drive Tony and his new girlfriend Gracie Ancelotti home, then…

  • Bang Bang

    Bang Bang

    Bang Bang in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Tony, wasted and depressed, has agreed to blow up three…

  • Boulevard Baby

    Boulevard Baby

    Boulevard Baby in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Tony introduces Luis to Ray Bulgarin, a Russian gangster with…

  • Frosting on the Cake

    Frosting on the Cake

    Frosting on the Cake in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Tony and Evan are buying two million dollars…

  • Kibbutz Number One

    Kibbutz Number One

    Kibbutz Number One in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Meet Mori Kibbutz at his brother Brucie’s place, then…

  • Sexy Time

    Sexy Time

    Sexy Time in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Meet Yusuf Amir, a property heir with a gold phone,…

  • High Dive

    High Dive

    High Dive in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Ride with Yusuf to a meeting at Rotterdam Tower, the…

  • …Blog This!

    …Blog This!

    …Blog This! in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Tony arranges a peace offering for the Celebinator: a helicopter…

  • This Ain’t Checkers

    This Ain’t Checkers

    This Ain’t Checkers in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Mori challenges Luis to a race across the city…

  • Not So Fast

    Not So Fast

    Not So Fast in The Ballad of Gay Tony: The stolen diamonds are being sold at the Libertonian…

  • Ladies’ Night

    Ladies’ Night

    Ladies’ Night in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Gracie has been kidnapped and her father blames Tony. After…

  • No. 3

    No. 3

    No. 3 in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Mori’s last job settles Tony’s debt. Steal three supercars from…

  • Going Deep

    Going Deep

    Going Deep in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Ray Bulgarin wants a NOOSE unit off his back. Plant…

  • Caught with Your Pants Down

    Caught with Your Pants Down

    Caught with Your Pants Down in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Yusuf wants a NOOSE APC. Fly his…

  • Dropping In

    Dropping In

    Dropping In in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Bulgarin wants Marki Ashvilli, owner of the Liberty City Rampage…

  • For the Man Who Has Everything

    For the Man Who Has Everything

    For the Man Who Has Everything in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Yusuf wants a subway train for…

  • In the Crosshairs

    In the Crosshairs

    In the Crosshairs in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Bulgarin sends Luis to a rooftop to cover Timur…

  • Ladies Half Price

    Ladies Half Price

    Ladies Half Price in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Hand the diamonds over to Gracie’s kidnappers at the…

  • Party’s Over

    Party’s Over

    Party’s Over in The Ballad of Gay Tony: Rocco offers Luis a way out: kill Tony and keep…

  • Departure Time

    Departure Time

    Departure Time in The Ballad of Gay Tony: The final mission. Patch things up with Tony, send him…