TLAD This Shit’s Cursed Walkthrough

Ride with the club to a meet in Chinatown, shoot your way down through a building full of Triads, run to your bike and lead the club home. You become chapter president, and the Revenant becomes available from Clay.

Before you start

This mission is a turning point in the story, and Billy is removed from your phone afterward. The Hi-Lo and arm wrestling tables in the clubhouse also sit empty for a while. Make a separate save before you start if you want to come back to the earlier state, and finish any club business you care about first.

Objectives

Go to the meet with Billy.
Race the Lost crew to the meet.
Take out the Triads.
Go to the front of the building.
Go to your bike.
You are now Chapter President. Lead the group back to your turf.

This Shit’s Cursed walkthrough

Ride to the meet

When the scene in the clubhouse ends, your bike and the rest of the club are waiting on the street outside. The objective is to go to the meet with Billy, and a route line on the radar shows the way. Hop on and join the group. Everyone sets off together, so you don’t need to wait for a signal.

Johnny rides a bike down a street beside the club with the objective Go to the meet with Billy.

Johnny rides down a street with two club bikes close behind him.

Johnny rides over a large Lost MC emblem painted on the road, with two riders ahead of him.

Stay close to the other riders. Riding beside a club member fills your health and armor a little at a time and starts them talking, and their health bars show at the top of the screen. The more of the pack you keep in view, the safer you are. There is nothing to shoot on this stretch, so use it to top up.

Johnny rides beside another biker down a street, sparks flying from a lamp post behind them.

Johnny rides close beside a club member down a street lined with trees.

Johnny and a club member ride side by side up a curved ramp with a rider ahead of them.

The next objective is to race the Lost crew to the meet. You don’t need to win a race. Keep up with the group and follow the route line through Varsity Heights, onto the wide road and across the bridge toward Algonquin. Traffic is light, but watch for cars crossing the junctions.

Johnny rides alone on a wide road under an overpass with the objective Race the Lost crew to the meet.

Johnny rides a wide road past a green overpass sign with the club's health bars at the top left.

Johnny leans his bike through a turn on a street lined with tall buildings.

Hand over the package

In Chinatown the route line ends beside a doughnut shop, and a chevron marks where to stop. Park your bike inside it, and a scene begins with the club standing in the street. It ends with you and Jim carrying the bags into the building where the Triads are waiting.

Johnny sits on his bike beside a bus shelter on an empty street corner.

A quiet Chinatown street with a green neon doughnut sign above the corner shop.

Four bikers stand in a group in a rainy street beneath a neon doughnut sign.

Fight through the Triads

The meeting goes wrong, and you start on the roof with Jim and an assault rifle in your hands. The objective is to take out the Triads. Gunmen come at you along the rooftops and from behind crates and walls. Stand behind the air vents and boxes, lean out for a few shots, then duck back.

Two men stand at the edge of a roof against a backdrop of tall buildings.

Johnny aims an assault rifle at a gunman on a scaffold with the objective Take out the Triads.

Johnny fires an assault rifle across a rooftop at a gunman beside an air vent.

Work along the walkway beneath the red pillars. Triads fire from the far end, and more step out as you advance. Aim for the closest ones first, and let Jim draw part of the fire. Reload behind cover so you are never caught in the open.

Johnny fires an assault rifle along a tiled rooftop next to a red pillar while a biker fights beside him.

Johnny advances along a steel walkway past a red pillar with a rifle in hand.

Johnny fires an assault rifle past a concrete wall while a club member crouches behind crates.

Drop down through the building. The next floors are open frames of scaffolding and plank walkways with plenty of crates to hide behind. Gunmen hide below and on the stairs. Shoot down at them through the gaps in the frame, and take each flight of stairs slowly so nobody surprises you from the side.

Johnny fires from an open floor of a building frame toward a doorway as a club member shoots beside him.

Johnny fires an assault rifle past scaffold poles on an open floor of the building.

Johnny looks down through scaffolding at two gunmen standing beside a blue barrel.

Near the bottom, the objective changes to going to the front of the building, with a yellow marker at the street. Run across the construction area, past the barriers and the yellow compressor, and step out through the front gate. Clear the last Triads you see before you do. Once you reach the front, a short scene plays.

Johnny aims down through the frame at two men running along a construction walkway.

Johnny walks along a barricaded passage beneath a scaffold with the objective Go to the front of the building.

Johnny walks toward a yellow compressor on the construction site with a chevron marker ahead.

Reach your bike

After the scene, the objective is to go to your bike. Johnny phones Brian as Jim catches up with you. Run down the street to where the bikes are parked, get on and wait for the club to gather around you.

Johnny stands beside a biker with a rifle next to a yellow compressor while the phone shows a call.

Johnny runs along a construction fence toward the street with the objective Go to your bike.

Johnny stands on the street beside a club member on his bike and two more parked motorcycles.

Lead the club home

The last objective is to lead the group back to your turf, and the radar route runs back toward Acter. This time you are in front. A help message explains that holding the camera control switches to the group’s point of view, which makes it easy to see how many riders are still behind you.

Johnny rides down a rainy street with the objective that you are now Chapter President.

Johnny rides a snowy street while a help message explains how to lead the group.

Johnny rides past a parked dark sedan under a covered sidewalk and a billboard.

Ride at a steady pace, because the bikes behind you fall back if you speed ahead. Stay close to them and the members talk as you ride. The route goes through the Booth Tunnel. Do not crash your bike or let anyone else’s get wrecked, because that fails the mission.

Johnny rides through the Booth Tunnel curving left under tunnel lights.

Johnny rides through the Booth Tunnel with tunnel lights stretching ahead.

Johnny rides down a ramp lined with traffic cones as a silver car passes him.

Follow the route line through Alderney until you reach the street near the clubhouse. When the group arrives, the mission finishes with a scene. Your jacket patch changes to show your new rank.

Johnny rides a road beside a long elevated highway under an overcast sky.

Johnny rides around a curb into a quiet street near apartment buildings in Berchem.

Johnny rides on a snowy road next to a row of apartment buildings with the route line on the radar.

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

Jim dies
Billy dies
Brian dies
Your bike is destroyed
Jim’s bike is destroyed
Billy’s bike is destroyed
Brian’s bike is destroyed
You abandon Jim

After the mission

You become president of the Alderney chapter, and Clay can now bring you the Revenant if you phone him. The Lost Boy unlocks, along with Hit the Pipe and a random character, Dave Grossman. Check the clubhouse and your phone for what comes next.

Johnny rides a snowy street while the group's health bars show at the top left.

Johnny rides down a snowy street past a corner building.

Johnny stands in an alley by a stone wall with another biker beside him.

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