Chelsea Smile (London 1969, chapter 3)

Chelsea Smile: Phonebox 1: Mission 3

Giver
The Crisp Twins (London 1969)
Location
this job follows on from Phonebox 1: Mission 2 and starts as soon as you finish it
Reward
3,000 points, +1 score multiplier

Unlocks Chelsea Smile: Ending, once you have 200,000 points

Someone has stolen the Mob’s special inflatable dolls, which are packed with TNT. You recover them, avoid being caught in the blasts, and park a van full of them where Filthy Colin will climb in.

Before you start

Be ready to leave a vehicle quickly; the dolls you carry make any car you enter dangerous.

Keep a good car nearby for the final stretch, because you need a vehicle to take the van’s place if the first one is lost.

Objectives

  1. Collect the inflatable dolls at the house in Central Camberwell.
  2. Collect the dolls in the briefcase in Northwest Camberwell.
  3. Get back in your vehicle, then get out quickly when it is about to blow.
  4. Collect the rest of the dolls from the Sweets Van in North Brixton.
  5. Park the van in East Chelsea.
  6. Wait for Filthy Colin to get in.

Chelsea Smile: Phonebox 1: Mission 3 walkthrough

The call

The contact says someone has stolen the Mob’s specially made dolls, fitted with TNT, which were meant to give Filthy Colin the shag of his life. They have been traced to Central Camberwell. Drive south across the Thames to find the house. Take a quick car, as the next stages come fast and you will need to hop between vehicles.

Blue van at a junction near a zebra crossing before the call
Message about the stolen inflatable dolls packed with TNT, tracked to Central Camberwell

Camberwell pickups

The first lot of dolls is at a house in Central Camberwell; it blows up as soon as you get close, so approach from a safe distance. You are then pointed to another stash in Northwest Camberwell. When you pick them up and get back in a vehicle, the dolls are armed. Leave the car as soon as the warning appears or you die in the blast.

Driving across a steel bridge over the river towards Camberwell
Message that more dolls are in Northwest Camberwell, blue van on a lawn
Blue van beside a briefcase pickup outside a house

The Sweets Van

The rest of the dolls are in a black Sweets Van that drives around North Brixton. Chase it down, pull the driver out and take it. The contact warns you to be careful, as the van must not be damaged. Once the van is yours, the target is Filthy Colin in East Chelsea.

Blue van and a red convertible beside a house in Camberwell
Cars on a Camberwell street while looking for the black van

Park and wait

Drive to East Chelsea and park the van on the marked spot. Get out and stay back, as Colin is not known for his patience. When he climbs in, the dolls explode and the job is done. Do not let anything destroy the van before he enters, or the job fails.

Black van on a wide road beside the river
Message to get out of the van and wait for Colin in East Chelsea

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • the Sweets Van is destroyed before Filthy Colin enters it

After the mission

You get 3,000 points and a +1 multiplier. If you have reached 200,000 points the Chelsea Smile ending is now open. The contact tells you to get to the phone so Jack can give you something else to do.

Message praising the bang, Jack will be chuffed, in Central Chelsea

Part of Chelsea Smile (London 1969, chapter 3) in the story walkthrough.