Chelsea Smile (London 1969, chapter 3)

Chelsea Smile: Phonebox 2: Mission 3

Giver
The Crisp Twins (London 1969)
Location
this job follows on from Phonebox 2: Mission 2 and starts as soon as you finish it
Reward
3,000 points, +1 score multiplier

Unlocks Chelsea Smile: Ending, once you have 200,000 points

Two shipments of used banknotes are heading for the North City Bank. You race to each black Sweets Van before time runs out, take the cash, and deliver it by London Cab to the docks in North Battersea.

Before you start

A timer starts at the beginning of each shipment, so go straight to the van with the fastest car you have.

You have only a few seconds to leave a van once you take the money, so be ready to jump out.

Objectives

  1. There’s a couple of big deliveries about to hit North City Bank. Used bank notes. We want them. Go and collect.
  2. Collect the bank notes from the Sweets Van in West Chelsea within the time limit.
  3. You’ve got the lolly. Get out of the van, it will blow any second.
  4. Steal a London Cab and deliver it with the money to the docks in North Battersea.
  5. Grab the second shipment of money from the Sweets Van in South Camberwell.
  6. Steal a London Cab and take it to the docks in North Battersea again.

Chelsea Smile: Phonebox 2: Mission 3 walkthrough

The first van

The call warns of two big deliveries to North City Bank and tells you to collect them. A timer appears on screen, so drive straight to West Chelsea and find the black Sweets Van that is driving around. Take it and grab the notes. The route is long, so avoid dead ends and accidents on the way.

Teal Jugular E crossing a street as the first shipment call ends
Cars at a junction in South Angel with the bank-delivery timer running

Out of the van

Once you have the money, a message tells you to get the hell out of the van, which blows up in seconds. Jump out at once and steal a passing London Cab, as the money goes with you. Leave the cab for the crane at North Battersea docks, the next marked spot.

Timer and a cyan car on a road, time to get out before the van blows
Black cab and a light blue car on a road beside the docks

The second shipment

After the first delivery the contact tells you to grab the second shipment. The timer starts again, this time for the Sweets Van in South Camberwell. Drive there quickly, take the van and money, leap out before it blows, and steal another London Cab.

Black cab under the dock crane at the docks
Timer running as you drive along a street, a white truck ahead
Black cab among light blue cars on a road in South Camberwell

Back to the docks

Take the second cab to the docks in North Battersea, as with the first. The cab does not have to be perfect, but if it is destroyed with the notes inside, the job fails. Park it at the marked spot and the crane lifts it away.

Cars and a red bus on a wide road towards North Battersea
On foot on a stone dockside after the delivery

What fails this mission

Besides dying or being arrested, the mission ends if any of these happen:

  • a Sweets Van is destroyed with the banknotes inside
  • a London Cab is destroyed with the banknotes inside

After the mission

You get 3,000 points and a +1 multiplier. If you have reached 200,000 points, the Chelsea Smile ending is now available. The contact says Jack will enjoy spending the money and has big plans for you.

Black cab under the crane at the docks as the delivery completes

Part of Chelsea Smile (London 1969, chapter 3) in the story walkthrough.