Stubbs’ Dirty Laundry in The Lost and Damned

Congressman Thomas Stubbs, who hands out the Dirty Laundry jobs

Given by	Congressman Thomas Stubbs, by phone
Opens after	Off Route
Counts toward 100%	Yes. Finish all 5 jobs.
Reward	$1,000 per job, $5,000 in total

Stubbs is a politician with a lot of things he wants buried, and he pays Johnny to bury them. Once Off Route is behind you, he calls with five jobs. Each one pays $1,000, and you need all five for the 100% checklist. The money adds up to $5,000, which helps with your cash.

How Dirty Laundry works

Stubbs rings you himself, so keep your phone close. The jobs come in a random order, so you can’t plan which one is next. Most of them have a time limit or a fail condition that starts the moment you answer, so check your weapons and your ride before you pick up. For a quick reminder of who else leaves you work, see Characters.

Job	What you do	Where	Pay	Jump to
First Impressions	Kill a congressman at a cafe	Lancaster, Alderney	$1,000	First Impressions
Knowing Me, Knowing You	Steal a car, get it bugged, bring it back	Westdyke and Acter, Alderney	$1,000	Knowing Me, Knowing You
When the Blue Chips Are Down	Free an arrested CEO and fly her out	Berchem, Alderney	$1,000	When the Blue Chips Are Down
Phone Ho	Photograph a congressman from a rooftop	Port Tudor, Alderney	$1,000	Phone Ho
Communication Breakdown	Stop a lawyer before he talks to the press	Fortside, Bohan	$1,000	Communication Breakdown

All five jobs

First Impressions

Stubbs wants an old friend of his gone, a fellow congressman who is meeting an intern at the Superstar Cafe in Lancaster. Ride there, step inside and find him at a table. He has bodyguards, so fight from the stairs, where they can’t line you up. After he is down, run for your ride. You can also fire through the windows from the street, which gives you a shorter getaway. The guards are armed with SMGs, so don’t stand in the open. Get far enough from the cafe and the job ends with $1,000.

Johnny stands on the sidewalk outside the Superstar cafe beside two parked black cars and his bike.

Johnny stands in the cafe dining room among the tables with a pistol drawn.

Johnny climbs into a black SUV on a dark street with the objective to leave the area.

Johnny drives a black SUV away at night with a $1,000 payment shown.

Knowing Me, Knowing You

Drive to Westdyke and find Bryce Dawkins’ house on Owl Creek Avenue. His orange Infernus sits in the driveway. Steal it and drive to the mechanic in Acter Industrial Park, who fits a bug and fixes any scratches. You then have about four minutes to bring the car back to the driveway, shown as a deadline on screen. Drive carefully. Wrecking it or letting the clock run out fails the job. Park it where you found it and leave the area before the owner gets home. Some time later, Stubbs sends a text with a number you can call to listen in on the bug.

Johnny sits in the orange Infernus in a driveway with the objective to take it to the bugging expert.

The orange Infernus waits in front of a roll-up door while the mechanic stands beside it.

Johnny drives the Infernus past refinery pipes with the objective showing the return deadline.

Johnny stands by the open door of the Infernus with the objective to leave before the owner gets back.

When the Blue Chips Are Down

Stubbs says a CEO friend of his has just been arrested by the FIB and the LCPD. Get to the alley off Vitullo Avenue in Berchem. The police have sealed every way in, so you have to clear the cops at the entrance first. Inside, kill the cops near her, stand behind the CEO and uncuff her. She gets into the Sentinel in the alley, so get in too and drive to the heliport above the Booth Tunnel. Attackers show up while her helicopter spools up, so cover her until she takes off. The car must not be wrecked, and neither she nor the pilot can die.

Johnny aims a submachine gun over a car with the objective that the CEO needs to be uncuffed.

Johnny drives a black Sentinel out of the alley with the objective to take the CEO to her helipad.

Johnny stands by a green security booth on the rooftop heliport with the objective to protect the CEO.

Johnny steps out of the dented Sentinel at the plaza with a $1,000 payment shown.

Phone Ho

Stubbs needs a photo of a fellow congressman on Traeger Road in Port Tudor. Park near the alley, go up the steps, climb onto the wooden box and pull yourself onto the roof. Stand on the marker and Stubbs rings to tell you the congressman drives a red Cognoscenti. A minute or so later it rolls up. Open your phone’s camera, line up the car with the woman who walks over to it, and take the photo. Then send it to Stubbs. Don’t scare off the congressman or hurt anyone before you have a good shot.

Johnny walks an alley with the objective to go to the lookout point on the roof.

Johnny crouches on the roof and looks over the street as the objective says the politician drives a red car.

A red car sits in the street below, with the phone camera screen showing it.

Johnny walks across the rooftop with a $1,000 payment shown.

Communication Breakdown

A lawyer named Dan is about to take sensitive information about Stubbs to a reporter. Stubbs gives you one to two minutes to reach him, and the marker sits around Fortside in Bohan. Move fast, because spooking or hurting Dan before you reach him fails the job. When you arrive, Johnny walks up to him and Dan tries to drive away. Shoot him as he pulls out, or chase his car and keep firing until it stops. If the car dies, he jumps out and comes at Johnny with a shotgun. Once he is down you get $1,000.

Johnny stands beside a red car where the lawyer sits behind the wheel.

Johnny fires a pistol at the lawyer's car with the objective to take out the contact.

Johnny stands beside a wrecked black car with a $1,000 payment shown.